If you see me, don’t come say hi

I’m not an interesting person right now. If you come and talk to me, I’ll bore you. I won’t start any conversations worth having and I won’t tell you any stories that you’ll like to hear. I have stories, I just don’t tell them. I may make many entire sentences using only monosyllabic words, like the title of this post. I haven’t read anything remotely thought provoking in the recent past. Not  a book or a story or a blog or an article anywhere on the internet. I’ve only been reading Tweets and subtitles on TV shows and advertisements and text messages. I haven’t found any new music to love in months and I’ve hardly put any new music on my iPod in a year. It all feels like a waste. I don’t think I could justify having been alive for the past couple of months.

So if you see me don’t come say hi unless you think that you can be interesting enough for the both of us. Otherwise just give me something to read and walk away.

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